Not surprisingly, the web has been littered with April Fool's jokes. But the winner? None other than my favorite feel-good reality show, Dancing With the Stars, which showed us what the stars do to relax when they're not dancing...
- Jason Taylor builds ships in bottles
- Marlee Matlin is a volunteer police officer
- Shannon Elizabeth is president of the MacGyver fan club
- Kristi Yamaguchi is a competitive hot-dog-eater
- Priscilla Presley runs a psychic hotline
- Marissa Jaret Winokur surfs
- Steve Guttenberg is a freestyle rapper (the "Gutmeister General")
- Cristian de la Fuente hangs out with his pet otter
And, I confess, I didn't quite catch on until halfway through the Shannon Elizabeth segment, but the idea of Kristi scarfing down hot dogs clinched it...