More holiday humor from Yankee Pot Roast--in this case, Police Log Regarding Christmas Eve Crime Spree. My favorite sequence?
8:43 p.m. – A Houghton Plot resident said his pet French hens were missing. He believed his neighbor may have shot them.
9:13 p.m. – Another Houghton Plot resident said dozens of geese, hens and doves were cooing in trees and neighbors were in the street with shotguns. Officer Silver and Officer Bell dispatched to scene.
10:04 p.m. – Officer Silver and Officer Bell arrive in the Houghton Plot to general hooliganism—lords-a-leaping, pipers-a-piping, residents-a-discharging weapons into the trees. Reports of dead swan, geese, and partridge carnage. All residents tasered and transported to drunk tank.