"This is the loopiest thing I have ever seen." Bruno, on Dancing With the Stars, critiquing what I would generously refer to Marie Osmond's "freestyle dance".
One part Baby Jane, and one part Bride of Chucky, as Bruno so articulately phrased. I'm sure some ubergeek has captured it on YouTube somewhere.
I am so glad I was not the only viewer completely freaked out. Marie's quite nice, but... please...
Let's hoping Helio or Mel takes home the gold (or, in this case, the mirrored ball).