Wow. This is sad. Very sad.
The short story? I'll just quote from the Daily Mail:
Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".
The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".
Of course, the slightly ironic bit is that this particular item first showed up in the UK, and not at a Wal-Mart somewhere in the Deep South. Go here for the full article--and thanks to my friend Oneita (who doesn't have a blog or website yet) for the heads-up...